Sarah, a frequent tipper to Diggin' to China with impeccable taste sent me this link to share, and broke me. We were on the phone together at the time laughing until I was completely red in the face from lack of oxygen, I'm a little dumber now. but thought I'd share.
When one types "Why Won't "into google one of the predictive questions of popular searches-the number one suggestion to be precise is:
WHY WON"T MY PARAKEET EAT MY DIARRHEA?
Follow the link to the response by none-other than your parakeet.