On April 3rd the Internet (apparently) will be awaiting, with a sickening glee, the debut of the most shocking piece of amateur film work this month...the Joe Jonas sex tape!
um Say what? Joe Jonas? Purity ring wearing Jonas brother Joe Jonas? ...waits two seconds before realizing this is not the little diabetic one-oh okay the kinda sleazy looking middle one, oh him.. yeah...
Allegedly there is such a thing floating around and its being released and is said to contain , and I quote Blind Gossip here:
The video features explicit footage of Joe Jonas, 23, and his girlfriend, Blanda Eggenschwiler, 28, drinking, doing drugs, and engaging in sex using a number of sex toys and BDSM devices, including dildos, a gag ball, and a slapper paddle.
|okay he's actually really cute in this pic|
Oh he still plays with toys! That's cute.. they go on to state:
The sex tape was made earlier this month in a room at Park Tower, a hotel in Buenos Aries, Argentina. Blanda, who describes herself as model from Switzerland, is traveling with the Jonas Brothers while they are on tour in South America. At the beginning of the video, Joe and Blanda are sitting on the bed together. They are both drinking and smoking pot, and Blanda explains to Joe what she is going to do to him in detail.
They proceed to engage in multiple sex acts utilizing a variety of sex toys, including a large dildo, a gag ball, and a slapper paddle. Joe participates willingly, but seems less sure of how to use the sex toys, as well as how they will be used on him. He does not enjoy being paddled. At one point he has had enough and cries "Owww! Don't do that anymore!" Blanda is the more dominant one in the video. At one point she inserts the dildo inside of herself, orders Joe to "lick my p**** juice off of it," and he complies.
Of course he complies, that's just good manners folks. He's concerned about his partner's enjoyment and fulfillment not just his own. He's clearly secure enough in his masculinity to not feel threatened by the use of sex toys. AND OF COURSE Blanda is the more dominant one, He's so young and still learning how things work so I for one commend him for (allegedly)filming this, clearly intended as a educational tool he can look back on and improve various techniques....
His reps deny this all of course so we'll see soon I guess.