Glee's Matthew Morrison is, like, totally not gay
. I mean, if he were gay, would he be able to be an ACTOR? Um, no. Gays certainly can't sing and dance like that. Not on BROADWAY. Never in a Tony-winning production of South Pacific.
I have compiled photographic evidence that proves once-and-for-all indisputably that there is no way Mr. Schuster could possibly even a little bit be, like, gay. After the jump see the proof.
Seriously, look at the macho guys he was hanging out with backstage at Broadway Bares, a cabaret/striptease charity event benefiting HIV/AIDS victims. Gay's don't raise money for charity! They NEED charity. Matthew Morrison is so not gay
, gay could never be that kind.
I mean come on, check out these sweet ass moves? These are super athletic straight MAN dance moves, once again proving Matthew Morrison is, like, so totally Not Gay
. Gays are like total wimp sissies. They can't dance, other than those little boys who want to be ballerinas. They certainly don't have the muscle tone to do a hand stand, and I mean check out his awesome fashion sense to pair turquoise and pink sneakers, red striped socks with those manly yellow undies with a white rabbit on the front.
I mean look at those abs ! I mean, how could a gay man have a body like that? Seriously! And check out his workout buddy here--also totally not gay
! I mean his hand is on his leg; that's just a guy thing.
I mean would a gay man pose for pics with a sexy bitch like Kathy Griffin! I mean, she's a hot ,foxy lady! That's totally not gay! I mean also look how hot for each other they are they are ooooozing hetero lust!
I mean would a gay man make out with another man's boyfriend? No way. I mean Matthew Morrison is totally not gay
or he would have never been seen making out with Anderson Cooper's boyfriend
at his bar right? So in conclusion: Matthew Morrison is soooooo totally not gay
|So not gay!|
DtC you are hysterical. We heart you.
Did you actually watch the Broadway Bares video? Quite funny. Dances like a white MC Hammer... so not gay.
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