contemporary art, culture and criticism from a Jewish-Eskimo in the Pacific Northwest.
Tori Amos
For Phil
EL GRITO DEL BRONX


TWO-FOR-ONE TICKET OFFER for Thursday, April 9. Receive two tickets for the price of one ($20 plus handling) when you use coupon code JUEVES to purchase tickets for the 7:30 p.m. performance, Thursday, April 9 from http://www.pdxtix.net/milagro.
Beau Breedlove- Unzipped Asstwat (pt2)

Last time I wrote about Beau Breedlove I called him a bottom feeding attention whore asstwat, and I got hate mail for that... I now stand corrected. What I should have said was he was a TACKY bottom feeding attention whore asstwat. Seriously I don't know who annoys me more Beau or the nearly 100 people who showed up have him sign copies of Unzipped magazine. It's just all around tacky folks. I have personally seen Beau at bars all last week trying desperately to hold court like some psuedo-celebutant, funny thing was though, except for a total of THREE troll-like men, he was pretty much a legend in his own mind. Everyone else seemed to actively be avoiding him or just uninterested. Here's a quote from the article that I feel exemplifies this man :
"Back when I was new to Portland, I was selfish," Breedlove admits, pointing to his cock. "I was like, take care of me! I didn't suck, I didn't want cock in my mouth. I would tell these guys: You can jack off afterward, I don't care. But I don't want to be involved."
Gentleman Reg

Yes, yes more posts about Gentleman Reg, I know, I know, but I must as Jet Black is an amazing record from start to finish. The follow up to Darby and Joan (and a hilariously awkward cameo in John Cameron Mitchell's ode to sexual release Shortbus.) ranges from poppy rockers like How We Exit, oddly danceable down-tempo numbers (we're in a thunderstorm) to total wrist slashers. Rewind (sample lyric- There's no point in going back when a masterpiece is crumbling) is about as heartbreaking as any thing this side of Antony and the Johnsons. His records can be tricky to find here in the states even in a music obsessed city like Portland (damn you superior Canadian indie rock scene!!) but are available on itunes and I totally recommend JET BLACK immediately!
Gentleman Reg - We're In A Thunderstorm
4/22/09 – Ottawa, ON @ Zaphod’s *
4/23/09 – Kingston, ON @ The Living Room
4/24/09 – Guelph, ON @ Albion Hotel
4/25/09 – Waterloo, ON @ Starlight Room
4/27/09 – Hamilton, ON @ The Casbah
4/29/09 – London, ON @ Call The Office
5/3/09 – Minneapolis, MN @ 7th St. Entry
5/8/09 – Vancouver, BC @ Commodore Ballroom ^
5/9/09 – Victoria, BC @ Sugar Nightclub ^
5/11/09 – Calgary, AB @ MacEwan Ballroom ^
5/12/09 – Edmonton, AB @ Starlite Room ^
5/14/09 – Saskatoon, SK @ Louis’ Pub ^
5/15/09 – Regina, SK @ The Drink ^
5/16/09 – Winnipeg, MB @ Garrick Centre at The Marlborough ^
5/26/09 - New York, NY @ Bowery Ballroom #
5/27/09 - Cambridge, MA @ Middle East #
5/28/09 - Washington, DC @ 9:30 Club #
5/30/09 - Philadelphia, PA @ Johnny Brenda's #
5/31/09 - Montreal, PQ @ Les Saints #
6/1/09 - Toronto, ON @ Mod Club #
6/3/09 - Chicago, IL @ Double Door #
6/4/09 - Minneapolis, MN @ Fine Line Café #
6/5/09 - Kansas City, MO @ Record Bar #
6/6/09 - Denver, CO @ Bluebird Theatre #
6/8/09 - Salt Lake City, UT @ Kilby Court #
6/10/09 - Vancouver, BC @ Richard's On Richards #
6/11/09 - Seattle, WA @ The Crocodile #
6/12/09 - Portland, OR @ Doug Fir Lounge #
6/14/09 - San Francisco, CA @ Independent #
6/15/09 - Los Angeles, CA @ Troubadour #
6/27/09 – Toronto, ON @ PRIDE Toronto – South Stage, 9pm
7/10-11/09 – Winnipeg, MB @ Winnipeg Folk Festival
* w/ Spiral Beach
^ w/ The Stills
# w/ A Camp
How Freakin' Cute....

So after all the stressful and heavy stuff I decided to put up something light and adorable. So here is are some pics from an email a friend sent me. I don't know when this happened but here is what the email said.
It has been so hot in SA for over a week…40+ degrees Celsius everyday, very dry also. A guy at work lives at Maude. His wife sent him these photos of a little Koala which just walked into the back porch looking for a bit of heat relief.She filled up a bucket and this is what happened!
Homophobia In Portland!! MIKE SOTO edition

Taylor and I sat down with the Portland Mercury this morning to discuss the Andrew Bridge/Farris fiasco, homophobic chief of security Mike Soto and the still unravelling cases an ongoing gay witch hunt which you can read HERE!
Mr. Soto,Taylor and I would like to know precisely what there is to discuss about the "criminal trespass warning" . The Dean of Students office as well the state District Attorney's office "Dismissed in the Interest of Justice" any and all charges against my husband, Taylor Vineyard, so we were curious to the specific nature of this requested meeting and as to why the "trespass" from PSU campus was not immediately expunged. With all due respect, we do not believe this is a matter up for discussion.
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Andrew Klaus



