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Beau Breedlove- Unzipped  

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Apparently Beau Breedlove , the star attraction in the Sam Adams "scandal" has been offered an undisclosed sum of money to pose nude (and the cover) in one of Unzipped Media's publications (Freshmen, Men, Unzipped) . This actually disgusted me to be honest.  

I just am sick of the righteous indignation on behalf of those like Beau's father now. "clearly he was groomed" um sir, clearly he's done some grooming but this guy knew exactly what he was doing and I'm sure had done "it" many times before.

And Babies make 14( Four-fucking-teen! ) Folks I have now given up on humanity. Rather than adopt a child in desperate need, or become a foster parent some people get it into their thick selfish heads they MUST bind their clearly defective chromosomal info and make a "tiny person; a little us" . I am all for having kids, i.e. becoming a parent, however just because you can does not mean you SHOULD. I argued previously that the birth of the Octuplets (nope, spellcheck still hates that word) last week might be medically and ethically irresponsible. Well now I'm certain. There may be a special place in hell for people like Angela Suleman, age 33, not only did this irresponsible woman have this litter eight babies strong she has a set of twins and four others at home. 6 + 8 = 14 kids! She has recently filed for bankruptcy and her husband has moved to his native Iraq to help rebuild that country/make enough money to support his 14 kids(ages 2,3,4,5,7 and 1 week x8. So basically she's a broke ass single mom living with her parents and her 14 kids... I'm sorry perhaps I'm being too harsh about people's life choices. And yeah reproduction is not called the miracle of life for nothing but I also think bio-evolutionarily speaking there is no way she can possibly begin to be a "good mother" to 14 children under the age of 7. THis all feels like either a mental illness issue gone horribly unchecked or a freak show arrangement where by publicity generates the revenues to cover her debts, either way I do not feel, personally, that this is you best candidate for parent. But hey, what do I know-  I don't have any children yet and I was drunk when I wrote this.

In a staggering overstep of their meager limits the American Family Association (AFA) have continued their now month long call to boycott Pepsi Co. as I've previously state here but now also have spread their "Good Christian American Family Values" to The United Kingdom where they are calling for a television advert to be pulled. From t.v. in ANOTHER FREAKING COUNTRY! It offends them and yet it is not even shown in the states? Now a Boycott by the AFA holds little meaning , even in this country, they frequently forge letters of  acquiescence and cry victory. They did this with McDonald's among others. 

While Pepsi Co. is pretty much ignoring these neo-conservative fanatics I thought I'd post the UK Pepsi advert that caused their latest furor as well, it's actually pretty damn cute.  I just still am galled by these fanatics and their demands that the rest of , now world, bend to their small minded message. They feel threatened that  the views of others are being forced down their throats but they constantly assault the media and corporate America for doing such things as offering Domestic Partner benefits, marketing products to the LBGT community and donating to charities. I feel this is more UN-American and the opposite of Christianity than the causes they protest. 

Ian Thorpe: The Thorpedo and the Married Weight.  

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As much is being said about former Olympian Ian Thorpe's surprising new physique as  about his vague admission he's in love with someone who is not from Australia (hmm someone like Daniel Mendez, the Brazilian Swimmer he has shared his home and life with for the past three years? Perhaps the Same Daniel who with Ian, has split the holidays with Ian's family and his own?)well Enjoy the before and after pics. Ian clearly is in love And quite frankly I'm happy for him (and not at all because I used to live with this deranged woman who was obsessed with Ian  Thorpe so his being gay is even SWEETER! God she's a fruit fly even to celebs she will never meet-I digress) Well I think Daniel must be one hell of a cool from looking at Ian. (He's porked up fatter than said deranged stalker woman)

 Okay Okay, this post is kinda mean and body fascist which I am not really. I actually think Ian has the makings if a hot ass bear cause despite the extra pounds you know that boy(he's only 26)  still has endurance.

Octuplets- Medical Miracle or Irresponsible Medicine?  

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Octuplets- a word so underused that my spellcheck got confused.  Medically, their birth has been deemed near impossible to have occurred without the tinkering of fertility treatments .. Officially their has been no statement of the procedures involved with  their conception nor have the names of their parents been released.  Most modern fertility clinics work very hard to prevent this kind of multiple birth as the risks to the mother and fetus are exponentially greater. This is pardon the term a litter of children. Humans were not evolutionarily speaking meant to have that great a number of offspring. One can not provide the kind of nurturing bond  with a baby when it must compete with seven, S-E-V-E-N others.

When we see something like this in the general fertility world, it gives us the heebie jeebies," said Michael Tucker, a clinical embryologist in Atlanta and a leading researcher in infertility treatment. Tucker added that in his opinion, "if a medical practitioner had anything to do with it, there's some degree of inappropriate medical therapy there."

Via La Times
 
This kind of god playing is an incredibly irresponsible move, dangerous both ethically and medically. This is both the product of playing science air guinea pig and parents who expect to receive a wage/charity  from their celebrity.  Quite a few multiple births have been given new homes, automobiles and life time supplies of just about everything to "help out", which seem suspicious motives may be at work here. They are easily preventable and HIGHLY discouraged and prevented my ethically sound well trained doctors and technicians in hospitals and clinics world wide. 
If patients choose to proceed with the treatment -- even facing the potential of a large number of eggs being released -- they can later abort some of the embryos if a higher-order pregnancy occurs. Many patients dislike this practice, called selective reduction, said Dr. Harold Henry, director of maternal-fetal medicine at Kaiser Permanente. Some have religious or ethical objections to aborting any of the fetuses; others don't want to risk losing the entire pregnancy.

Infertility experts generally try to prevent multiple births because of the myriad potential health problems for mother and babies and because such births consume enormous financial resources for hospitals, health insurers and families.
I find it morally objectionable and hypocritical to hide behind the religious extremist excuse of being antiabortion in their reasoning  and defense of multiple birth. To the Parents of fertility clinic produced multiples who say God wanted you to have that litter of babies: If it were up to God, clearly you would not be giving natural birth ladies. You or your partner could not conceive but I feel then you selfishly played doctor Frankenstein on your selves and look what you hath wrot. You could have just as easily-more easily in most cases become an adoptive or foster parent to any number of impoverished children in need in America or abroad. I prefer american adoptions personally because living the pacific northwest as I do i feel we had an asian baby boom that was just affluent Caucasians needing a new fashion accessory. One that said hey look at me we already had kids but we adopted a chinese baby girl , so see how liberal and compassionate we are. It's just a thought as i see a significantly lower percentage of  adopted african american or caucasian or even latino  babies. It's about status and small town celebrity, not always, but i cant help think the Los Angeles Octuplets were the selfish bi-product of dubious fame seekers both in the parents and the doctor s involved in their conception.  

THE GAY ALPHABET  

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In response to the constant barrage of the right-wing "christian "conservatives comments that children are taught to be gay by other gays and by our "liberal" education system some brilliantly witty chaps put together this fine example of gay education.


I mean this is better gay education than ethics and morality with conservative spokes skank-err I mean spokes person Ted Haggard.



 Ian Thorpe being gay has always been an open secret, or at the very least a very poorly kept secret.  Well for the past three years he's been sharing his home with a "friend" Brazilian swimmer Daniel Mendez , they spend the holidays with each other's parents together, Ian certainly has been skipping any meals (ie married weight). Actually I say good for them after a rigorous and scheduled life of training. go be happy, you've earned it.
New Year on a Brazilian beach with a group of friends including his housemate and close friend Daniel Mendez. Thorpe and Mendez (right) were photographed sunning themselves and playing in the surf at Fernando de Noronha last week. Mendez is well-known among Thorpe's circle of friends in Sydney, where he has been sharing a house with the Olympian for the past three years...According to Thorpe's manager, David Flaskas, the two were introduced through Thorpe's former coach, Tracey Menzies, while Thorpe was in training for the 2008 Olympics. He and Mendez, also a top-level swimmer, trained together. The pair had of a month-long vacation in Brazil. They had flown over in December to celebrate Christmas with the Mendez family...On Monday, Thorpe flew home to Sydney to prepare for the start of the university year. He is studying psychology and linguistics at Macquarie University. It is the second time Thorpe has accompanied the more slightly built Mendes home to Brazil in the past year. A Foxtel spokesman yesterday confirmed that Mendes had accompanied Thorpe to two events in the past 18 months - the 2007 Australia's Next Top Model finale and the 2008 MTV Awards. Six months ago Thorpe stunned fans by proclaiming he was 'in love' with someone who did not live in Australia. When asked about Thorpe's relationship status with Mendez, Flaskas yesterday said the two men were mates."

Read the full story of um, well is he or isnt he at The Daily Telegraph here!



Sam Adams to Return to Work tomorrow  

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So Sam has decided to stay and fight . Here's his statement:




1221 SW Fourth Avenue, Suite 340 ¨ Portland, Oregon 97204-1995

(503) 823-4120 ¨ FAX (503) 823-3588 ¨ TDD (503) 823-6868 ¨ www.portlandonline.com/mayor/

Office of Mayor Sam Adams

City of Portland

January 25, 2009

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

CONTACT: Wade Nkrumah 503-823-4799


Mayor Sam Adams: “I will work harder than I ever have in my life to

meet the challenges facing our great city”


PORTLAND, OR — Today Mayor Sam Adams released the following statement:

Tomorrow, I go back work as your mayor. I know I have let you down and made

mistakes. I ask your forgiveness. I believe I have a lot to offer the city I love during this

time of important challenges.

Beginning tomorrow morning, I will be back in my office doing the work that the last 20

years of public service have prepared me for. And my pledge to you is this: I will work

harder than I ever have in my life to meet the challenges facing our great city. Tough

economic times are creating record unemployment, strained city services, and the worst

financial landscape for businesses since the Great Depression.

In the coming weeks and months, Portlanders will rightfully judge me not by my words,

but by my ability to deliver results for them:

· To prioritize city spending to protect vital services such as public

safety;

· To deliver on the 500 million dollar economic stimulus strategy to

put Portlanders back to work;

· To improve our schools; and

· To continue to position Portland as the hub of this nation’s green

economy;

As we push ahead together on these issues, each and every day – with lessons learned in

hand – I will strive to regain your trust and faith in my ability to serve this city.

Thank you.

A video message to Portlanders will be available shortly.


                                              "Keep Your Politics Out Of Sam's Bedroom!"

                                                                
I support Sam Adams. I always have and will. He is, in fact, the person I think who is  best suited to govern Portland. He is everything we love about Portland, bike riding, quirky, sexually free, and flawed. just like Portland. Just like every one of us. A Human Being. 
I can forgive Sam for Lying, as I've stated on this very blog I completely understand why he did. Yes, there was a right answer : "Yes or NO" but the more appropriate one would have been "It's none of your damn business." If only he had said THAT!
I was at the rally showing my support for the politician, the man I wanted to run my adopted hometown. My friend Matthew pointed out how great it would be for, Olive the daughter of his lesbian friends to grow up in a town with a openly gay mayor, but now that's not going to happen.
I'm heartbroken as I write this resigning myself, that while I still think the lie about ones personal life is none one's business, and still firmly believe this scandal was the work of jealous rivals who couldn't get backed for their own mayoral aspirations, nothing can undone the damage done. The latest revelation from Beau Breedlove that the two shared 2 kisses before he turned 18 does nothing to help the cause, especially seeing as how one was in the second floor men's room of city hall after a party at Sam's office.  And while the accompanying photos of Beau playing with his dog and defending Sam are human and tasteful, the dog being named Lolita is not making this ANY BETTER.
I went to the Rally to show Sam that yeah we acknowledge he mad a huge error in judgment by lying but that apology accepted get back to work. I think a fairly sizable segment of the protesters were there as a hip gay-see-and-be-seen. Some , like the snarky boy who chatted with my husband and I before the rally was full of fiery righteous indignation but was misguided and clueless when it came to any facts of the case or even who the people involved actually were. Portlanders love to protest. I agree the newspapers who supported Bill Clinton during his scandal should have been more supportive of Sam, but that said they know Sam personally, they felt betrayed. Well as a sign I read stated "HE'S YOUR MAYOR, NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND PORTLAND! "
I wanted nothing more than Sam to get back to work, I think personally that is what he should have done on Thursday, back to business as usual. Surrounding himself with the supportive A-gays of the Portland arts scene was a misstep, not entirely of his own making. There was a lot of people there who were just trying to push their own agenda, but a lot also who had their heart in the right place. Dan Savage was there and with his usual wit and smarts made a great case for supporting Sam and was equally appalled by the media stoking the fires. 
I want Sam Adams to be my mayor. He's a good man. we all know that. He took the time from his busy schedule last month as mayor-elect to call me personally when he heard news of my husband's false arrest by Portland State campus security and he made inquiries into the matter. He didn't have to do that, a few of his higher profile(in Portland at least) supporters certainly did not do that for us when they heard of Taylor's case (Byron Beck I'm looking at you!
After  hearing the news Sam plans to return to work tomorrow followed by the Oregonian's interview with Beau, I just don't see how it is possible for Sam to stay in office and accomplish all the things we so desperately need him to here in Portland. I want him to, I want to believe he won't have to be beholden to so many to stay, but I can't see how he won't be recalled anyway in six months. His enemies will still be there, and this campaign to remove him, and his own admission of lies has cost him a few friends as well. It's heartbreaking. I resign myself to the fact that this is out of our hands. Hell I have my own sex scandal to deal with here with Taylor. I wish Sam the best , I do. I wish Portland the best. 
We need to heal here, we are all hurting and turning on each other is not helping, if anything it makes the gay community more vulnerable to persecution. REAL persecution. 

               (Dan Savage, Taylor Vineyard and Andrew Klaus at Support Sam Adams rally .photo by Jon Miller)


Ok before my tirade let me just say I have quite a few awesome loving amazing Catholic friends (some practicing , some not) .

Isn't that always a lovely way to start- like saying - I don't want to make you mad/hurt your feelings, BUT...

Pope ... still-a-dick... err I mean Benedict XVI (see my playful banter pun of wordage there?) has made some really awesome steps to move into this new modern era. I understand that it's hard to live down the youthful indiscretions that haunt us doggedly as adults. Little things that shape your character and live in the corners of regret; in the recess of your mind. Things like lying, youthful shoplifting, or say, in the case of Pope Benedict (formerly know as Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger) being a member of the HITLER YOUTH. This is a widely know fact and one that has been dismissed as "oh, you know in those days they practically made everyone join."

Well here's a charming little quote from the Bishop that had once been excommunicated but has now been REINSTATED by the Pope himself along with 3 others. :
"There was not one Jew killed by the gas chambers. It was all lies, lies, lies."

Here is is explaining those words on Swiss t.v. LAST WEEK . I'm somewhat speechless. how is it that there are STILL asstwats out there like this denying the Holocaust. I went to high school in the deep, deep deep south. SouthWest Georgia, which is entirely agricultural, literally no industry. There were a number of people like this where I grew up, I was gay , Jewish and punk rock and was confronted on all sides by bigots. I remember vividly the moment I made up my mind to drop out of high school (I had already been accepted to college). I was in an AP economics class, which really was never about economic more about world events due to the teacher, when another student said "Well I don't believe in the Holocaust, you know how them Jews are, they're all good with numbers and shit."
I got up and said "I think I'm to go."
My teacher asked "are you coming back ?" jokingly
"I don't think so, no." I said calmly.
And I never did. It was just the final straw of a long road that included a sexual assault, a violent gay bashing and numerous other abuses at the hands of students, their parents and even the faculty and staff. This was small town America in the mid nineties. This is how they viewed the "other".
Denver really believed the words when he said "Well I don't believe in the Holocaust, you know how them Jews are, they're all good with numbers and shit." Those were the facts as he was taught. Jews ate gold, murdered babies , killed christ, and were good with numbers.
-well he certainly never saw my Math scores or he'd no that's bullshit, though other stereotypes are very much true, for example: I have terrible allergies, I make a kick-ass borscht, and I have a really big dick.
I've tried to be glib about these things but it makes me sad deeply sad.
We can never escape our pasts. Sticks and Stones can break your bones, but words...
Words have erased cultures, caused genocide, incited world wars, words have seduced and betrayed, the written word I'd argue is the most dangerous weapon ever created. Words can soothe, words can heal, words can create change and hope... Such a powerful thing we all hold in our bodies, and we use it so indelicately.

Gay Fantasy Lit....  

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As a constant pursuer of Urban Fantasy books the thing I am still hunting for is a great urban fantasy story with a gay male lead.  Any out there?  So far I am not finding them in my Google and bookstore hunts.  Many of the books I read do indeed have gay characters, but unfortunately they are still secondary characters.  I am not the most savvy on the publishing world's requirements to sell books, but I am guessing it is probably much like Hollywoods' need to give Middle America their taste of testosterone laden machoism, but I would hope to find at least a small amount of books with gay leads.  The gay and lesbian section in most stores are full of "My first time", or "The pizza boy delivers, and erotic novel".  Don't get me wrong, I like my smut as much as the next person but are there any writers penning something different?  I am in love with Charlaine Harris, Yasmine Galenorn,  Karen Chance with her Cassandra Palmer novels, but I still can't find these types of books that star some gay boy much like myself in situations I would rather find myself. So today I am starting the book that Andy so lovingly picked up for me.  Perry Moore's 'Hero'.  It promises to offer some of what I am looking for.  It makes me think 'Sky High' meets 'Justice League' and then goes gay.  Hopefully this book will be a delight that I hear Stan Lee is excited to work on for a T.V. show.  Now I am hoping if this does happen that they will keep him gay.  

Some one castrate this bastard already and shut down that cult of a church! Ted Haggard, the methed out-homophobic former pastor  who was brought down by Mike Jones, the male escort he was sleeping with, has in fact done it again! After "Praying The Gay Away" in three weeks no less, and blaming his homosexual urges on childhood abuse now comes word he "forced himself" on a 20 year old male volunteer . Let's be clear here, he raped someone. If that was not heinous enough New Life church has payed the victim money in an attempt to cover their sorry, lying, destructive asses.



Given the recent scandal Mayor Sam Adams and his totally consensual relationship with  18 year old(Beau Breedlove) that  he dated. I'd like to take the moment  point out now THIS , THIS IS A SEX SCANDAL! Brady Boyd New Life Church's new pastor and friend of Haggard (originally replacing Ted Haggard) had this to say after a volunteer who wished to remain anonymous broke the scandal after learning of the cover up: 
Boyd said the church reached a legal settlement to pay the man for counseling and college tuition, with one condition being that none of the parties involved discuss the matter publicly. Boyd said a Colorado Springs TV station reached him Thursday to say the young man was planning to provide a detailed report of his relationship with Haggard to the station. Boyd said the church preferred to keep the matter private, but it was the man's decision to go public. Anticipating criticism of the settlement with the former church volunteer, Boyd said Friday that it was in the best interests of all involved. He would not name the volunteer or the settlement amount. 'It wasn't at all a settlement to make him be quiet or not tell his story,' Boyd said. 'Our desire was to help him. Here was a young man who wanted to get on with his life. We considered it more compassionate assistance — certainly not hush money. I know what's what everyone will want to say because that's the most salacious thing to say, but that's not at all what it was.' He said that 'secondarily, it's not great for our church either' that the story be told. Boyd said Haggard knew about the settlement two years ago.

Not great for their church you say? Are you kidding me? You have to kidding!?  

BIG Crush-Paolo Andino  

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I decided to revamp my somewhat dormant Musical Crush of the week to just BIG CRUSH, and since I'm a fickle sorta manho, by which I mean I crush often, I can encompass more variety this way.  Male , Female, Gay, Straight and every where inbetween those categories need apply!

 First up is painfully buff and beautiful Palo Andino- the sexy twist is he's a hilarious comic and cast member of LOGO's Big Gay Sketch Show, in addition to looking Cuba's REAL missile crisis (ok that was just a really lame one. Andino describes himself as "a character actor trapped in a leading man's body. I have a predisposition for the clown type roles anyway"



Gay video from AfterElton.com
Here he is being-um well himself and just plain odd on After Elton's Vlog, and dragging his somewhat unsuspecting boyfriend into the show.


HEY PDX !


Those of you who are still supporting Portland Mayor Sam Adams head on down to City Hall
 Friday January 23,1009 at 5:30 pm and show your support. Let's keep a good politician in office and politics out of the bedroom.  Look, the way I see it, yeah he lied, but INTEL just cut 1000 jobs... which is a bigger problem? Economics or Socioeconomic asymmetry in a adult homosexual relationship... damn you queer theory class vocabulary! Anyway here's what the support group's face book says and you can join them HERE!

Sam Adams had sex with an 18 year old and he lied about it.

We don't care. 

He's a good politician and we still support him.

He should not resign.


COME SHOW YOUR SUPPORT FOR SAM ADAMS 
THIS FRIDAY
5:30
IN FRONT OF CITY HAL
(Via Facebook)

No Really! AMY WINEHOUSE Saved a woman from drowning  

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Louise Williams, a 39 year old tourist was thrown from her sailboat while vacationing in the Caribbean yesterday . It seems a  6 foot wave tossed the woman in to the rocks scrapping her up and making her fear for her life when who runs o her rescue?  Non other than MS. Rehab Chanteuse (and Rehab dropout) Amy Winehouse. 

Wow! I mean, um wow! Amy Winhouse? 
Actually the grammy winning singer has been looking somewhat better these last few weeks (well days) and seems to have some weight on her again, which was desperately needed. 
Here hoping for a follow up to Back to Black soon!
The Brit landed painfully on rocks near where former heroin addict  Amy was relaxing with a pal on her St Lucia break.

The singer dashed to Louise — who was lying in agony at the water’s edge and in danger of being swept back into the sea.

She helped her up and guided her to a beach shower, where the singer cleaned her cut back.

Grateful Louise said: “I was bowled over by her kindness. She went out of her way to help me.”

Amy said about the event:I thought she was going to drown.”

Louise, an admin officer of Plymouth, Devon, said: “A six-foot wave caught the boat and I went flying and hit a rock.

“Amy was on the beach 20 metres away and she ran across immediately and said, ‘Let’s have a look at you.’

“She picked me up and took me across to the showers and was constantly asking, ‘Are you all right?’”

The Rehab star then washed the gashes clean, ran to get fresh towels and wrapped her in them.

Later Amy posed for a snap with Louise, looking proud.

It was a change from an often debauched stay at posh Le Sport hotel, where Amy has been seen crawling on a bar floor, nicking drinks and asking guests for sex.

Louise said: “It shows there’s another side to her.”

(via the Sun)



London Based photographer/model Peter Breen has been doing a provocative series of self portraits for years now, usually clad only in sneakers and socks, or bits of costuming Breen's objectification of his own body is both intimate and otherworldly.  It's an interesting statement on male beauty viewed through a queer lens when so much attention is placed on objectification of the aesthetic that Breen chose self portraits that at times are erotic but often candid or just as often frightening uneasy. His work seems voyeuristically private and bravely so a revelation of the inner world of the modern male psyche and its place at odds with the changing nature of the his place in said world. He toys with the masculine and the feminine an d has a great grasp for capturing the natural light of the outdoors. Check out more of Peter's work here.

Peter Dinklage- Beauty in the Eyes (pt2)  

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Soulful, brooding, surly, sexy, smoldering, unpredictable and versatile actor Peter Dinklage is my second pick for the Beauty in the Eyes (of the Beholder) Series.  The prolific actor has been seen in a wide variety of projects and the 2003 film The Station Agent is perhaps one of the best American films of the this decade.

  • Living in Oblivion (1995)
  • Safe Men (1998)
  • Pigeonholed (1999)
  • Never Again (2001)
  • Human Nature (2001)
  • Fortunes (2002)
  • Just a Kiss (2002)
  • 13 Moons (2002)
  • Elf (2003)
  • Tiptoes (2003)
  • The Station Agent (2003)
  • Surviving Eden (2004)
  • Jail Bait (Short Film) (2004)
  • Life as We Know It (2005)
  • The Baxter (2005)
  • Lassie (2005)
  • Find Me Guilty (2006)
  • Threshold (TV) (2006)
  • Nip/Tuck (TV) (2006)
  • Death at a Funeral (2007)
  • Underdog (2007)
  • Penelope (2008)
  • The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008)
  • 30 Rock (TV) (2008)
  • Dinklage was born with achondroplasia and is a mere 4' 5" tall but he towers over most actors of average height. Whenever he shows up I can't take my eyes off of him. Brilliant! 

    Madonna and Child (Lourdes)  

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    Possibly the only time I'll mention Madonna on this blog:AS SHE ISN'T REALLY CULTURALLY RELEVANT ANY LONGER! oh! but this fucking priceless.


    Margaret Cho's gal pal Selene Luna and Nadya Ginsburg star in
    Madonna and Child!

    Bo Burnham- Welcome to Youtube  

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    Well Because apparently  this is what people want to see musically from Digging to China as opposed to the frequently wrist slashing  music I listen to( exhibits A, B, and/or C).  I chose another adorable performance from Bo Burnham, who looks a bit like "a baby giraffe" in his own works but I wouldn't kick him out of bed. Talent piano player = good with his hands, just saying.

    Also anyone  else notice how there is NO love lost between he and Katy Perry in this. I smell cat fight!- which I imagine as thus:
    No I wanna be the pretty one!
    No I'm the pretty one bitch!
    then Katy runs off to cry, or vise versa...
    .

    Antony and The Johnsons have teamed up with the Matrix/Bound/um, Speedracer director siblings the Wachowskies (brother and MTF-sister) for the single Epilepsy is Dancing. It's a goregeous slice of fantasia that has been compared to Peter Greenway ( I also see Derek Jarman's influence as well!) but also reminds me the Lars Van Trier produced gay porn (yes you read that sentence correctly) Hotmen Coolboyz.

    It's provocative and lush much like Antony's voice.
    Enjoy!

    Bring on the post Bush years!  Here's a look at the swearing in of the 43rd President of the United States of America Barack Hussein Obama. It's overwhelmingly encouraging that a biracial "black" man is the leader of the "free" world.  As some have pointed out the poetic irony he's sworn in on steps build by slaves. Let's move forward America, together. if not we're moving forward without you! (fly-over states, my home state of Georgia- I'm looking at you!)

    and here's he speech in two parts enjoy America!

    SAM ADAMS and Beau Breedlove  

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    I've thought about it and thought about it. Sam Adams confessed to having an 
    "affair" with an 18 year old former intern, Beau Breedlove. So what. Breedlove was 18, yes they met when he was 17 but seriously folks we ship off our boys to be mangled and mutilated with shrapnel in Iraq but an 18 year old young MAN is not capable of consensual sex? Give me a fucking break. While I am saddened that Sam chose to lie about the  relationship  I completely understand why he did. Anytime an older man and a younger man hook up people shout pervert and pedophile. When a heterosexual man does it it's called a " trophy wife/trophy fuck". Heterosexual women now aspire to be "cougars" like Kim Catrell's Samantha on Sex and the City or Demi Moore, in real life. But asymmetrical intergenerational homosexual relationships scream molestation and daddy issues. I've decided despite his lie (which was a bad move, bad Sam!) I will stand by his side and come to his aid anytime. He made a mistake. 

    I'm so fucking sick of the ageist bullshit. It's such societal homophobia that pushes this issue. They were two consenting adults. Adults, folks Adults, they are still friends. Just because two men fuck does not mean they are criminals, which is the implication here. In decades past this would not be an issue nor discussed so publicly.  I think this issue is an issue of sexuality.  How many Senators , congressmen, PRESIDENTS (Bill, I'm looking at you!) fuck younger women, interns ect. , while married in office? This was no adultery, this was a man coming out of an 11 year relationship, a newly divorced man on the dating scene which as a Portlander myself I must say is slim pickings when it comes to good quality guys (sorry it's true!).  Beau Breedlove was a hot younger guy who was smart and attractive and clearly an ego boost.  We've all dated the ego booster, god knows mine was impetus to move cross country- to get away from him.  People should be annoyed he lied but not crucify him for sleeping with another GROWN man. If 18 is not adult enough for Americans the lets recall our service men and women of that age. If they can be sent to take a bullet they should be allowed to make the choice to make love to the person they choose. 

    Also Beau was never Sam's intern, he was a legislative intern in Salem, so there is no ethical issue there either folks. 

    Spike Jonez "Where The Wild Things Are"  

    Posted by Andrew Klaus


    Spike Jonez's Girls Skate Company is releasing some limited edition skateboards to promote his new film based on some obscure book I'm sure no one has ever heard of... just kidding  it's the beloved classic by Maurice Sendak Where The Wild Things Are. Take a look at all your childhood favorite monsters and Max, the boy in monster pajamas. The film has been fraught with problems from the start and delayed time and time again. Warner Brothers fearing the film was far too terrifying for their assumed child audience. But those of us in our late 20 to early 40s should be just fine lol. Seriously, just make the damn movie for adults who read it as a child and be done with it. It looks incredible and I have high hopes given Jonez previous films Being John Malcovich and Adaptation.

     


    Sarah Haskins and Pad Thai!  

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    I can't seem to get enough of America's cynical smarter than you sweetheart Sarah Haskins and her brilliant post-feminist theory breakdowns of commercial tv-Target Women Here she muses on motherhood and Feeding your F---ing Family!  enjoy and remember folks you a condom or you can't have a man drive to your house and give you Pad Thai!

    Tim Burton (um you know what he's directed!) and Timur Bekmembetov (Night Watch, Day Watch, Wanted) have teamed up to produce 9 , an animated feature film from director Shane Acker. Acker is fleshing out the film from his 2005 original short film 9 about "a parallel world where humanity is threatened" Here's a look at the trailer, making this along with the Henry Selik directed Coraline and Pixar's UP one of the most promising years in recent memory for animated feature films.

    9 debuts 09-09-09 and features the voices of Elijah Wood, John C. Reiley, Jennifer Connelly, Crispen Glover Martin Landau and Christopher Plumber.

    Doctor Who- Matt Smith  

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    I thought everyone might like a look at few shots of the soon to be 11th Doctor, Matt Smith. Yes I'm stil lamenting the loss of my David Ten-inch, er, Tennent (Damn you John Barrowman for letting that nickname slip!). Well I have faith that the TARDIS is in good hands.  The shirtless shot ironically is from Diary of a Call-Girl staring  Billie Piper (The 9th and 10th Doctor's Companion ROSE TYLER!!!!!!!!)


    Oh my god another kid naked! Not to be outdone by Daniel Radcliffe another Hogwarts alum bares all. This time its 20 year old ginger actor Rupert "Ron Weasely" Grint is barring all in a film called Cherrybomb, which I am sure no one thinks is a remark on his carpets and curtains matching.  Well they sure do grow up fast. 

    The 1972 Wes Craven film The Last House On The Left is a landmark sexploitation grindhouse film, that launched the career of it's director. It's also a troubling deeply disturbing tale of rape, torture,and ultimately revenge. The film was banned in the UK for a time and was censored dramatically by the MPAA here in the states, I have a sort of love/hate relationship with the film. I don't particularly like it, but respect it's intentions and what it has created in terms of dramatic story telling and violence, the cycles of violence associated with vigilantly justice and revenge. However I hate rape and torture films so there's that issue in abundance here. Here's the original trailer, which I must admit, looks hokey by today's standards as trailers are now an artform.






    Well all things are new again as the film has been remade like so many other classic low-budget horror films of the 1970s and 1980's :The Amityville Horror, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, My Bloody Valentine (in 3D no less!), The Hills Have Eyes (also a Wes Craven film) and the upcoming Friday the 13th . However I was surprised at how compelling the new version looks. It seems that in the 37(!) years since the film was made our notion of horror has changed and where this was once a statement on the death of hippie culture it's become a film about revenge for familial love and American justice. Originally i swore after Alexandre Aja's nearly unwatchable, pornographically violent The Hills Have Eyes remake that I wouldn't be seeing The Last House On The Left as the first film was so traumatizing.  I think I've changed my mind now.

    -side note how manipulative is the use of a cover of Guns N Roses' sweet child of mine?


    Academy-award winner Tilda Swinton will appear on four tracks as "the voice of hope" on Battles, the forthcoming new album by Patrick Wolf. This, to me, is a perfect match made in heaven. Battles is due out in the spring on Bloody Chamber Music, Wolf's own imprint. The album was financed via BANDSTOCK which allows fans to buy into the record as shareholders. Those are some pretty snazzy bragging rights. 

    STAR WARS-as told by some girl named Amanda who has never seen it.  

    Posted by Andrew Klaus

    Yes that title said it all, but seriously it does no justice to the brilliance and foresight this brave and incredibly tolerant young film making student Joe Nicolosi had when he recorded the audio of his friend Amanda telling the tale of the original Star Wars trilogy (the Holy Trinity of geekdom).

    WOW! is all I can say . 
    Enjoy, then go re-watch all three... you know you want to now.


    Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn't seen it) from Joe Nicolosi on Vimeo.

     


    Model, DJ, Mr. Leather Germany, slight speech impediment sufferer (adorable!) and porn star Logan McCree has been a round for a couple of years now so I've decided to profile some random hottie each week who defies in their own way the normative concept of beauty. He was my first pick. Yes in a lot of ways he has the classic features one associates with male beauty but here the personality and attitude defy that, at least for me personally which deepens the appeal and also yes, all those tattoo are real. It's interesting also to note the change in perception in the cult of celebrity today that porn stars have become viable business people and celebrities. Also Tattoo- well the exportation of tattoos from tribal times to sailors to gay culture to punk to mainstream cheerleaders and soccer moms actually deserves it's own dissertation. 


    The painfully pure and fiercely bold voice of Antony Hegarty takes center stage on Antony and the Johnson's new l.p. The Crying Light, the follow up to the critically acclaimed masterpiece I am  A Bird Now.  The album is  a redemptive song cycle exploring themes of nature, hope and healing.  The center piece Another World was previously  released on the Another World e.p. but here in the context of this setting it is even more powerful.  Musically it is a  neoclassical affair, with pared down strings and piano but the uplifting hymnal quality of each track transcends  genres and style and makes for an almost religious experience.  While previous albums mined the darker terrain of sexual dysfunction, gender identity, abuse and mortality, The Crying Light if nothing else seems to be about the power to be reborn and healed by the Earth itself.  

    The  full article is up at the Huffington Post as well as several news sources as the news is spreading.  I'm literally shaking with rage as I type this furious that in this day in age approaching the inauguration of our nations first biracial president, Barack Obama, I have to hear Rick Warren's  Hate-speech.  He is asking good Christians to emulate the fanatical tropes of Adolf Hitler and Chairman Mao. This alone  should have him summarily dis-invited from the inauguration.  This is not a matter of ideological differences based on religion or socio-economic or socio-political standing. This is a fundamental CORE value that can not be coalesced with the promise of hope and change for the better in America. This is bigotry, self indulgent messiah complex, ignorance and nothing less than hate.  Stop Pandering to this bullshit. 








    Rick Warren's support of "Purpose Driven  Nations" have given us this gem.In late March 2008, as announced by Rick Warren's publicist A. Larry Ross, Uganda became the second official "Purpose Driven" nation on Earth, following Rwanda. Sometime during the year Uganda also gained the dubious distinction as a nation that distributes state-sanctioned anti-Jewish propaganda to school children. Up to one million copies of Manga Messiah, which features a basic mis-representation of Biblical scripture giving readers the impression that the Jewish Pharisees were in league with Beelzebub, will be distributed in Uganda with the apparent blessings of the Ugandan Ministry of Education and Uganda's First Lady Janet Museveni, who has participated in Rick and Kay Warren's HIV/AIDS conferences.
    (via The Huffington Post )

    CNN's Rick Sanchez tells "Joe the Plumber" to suck it!  

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    Rick Sanchez tells douchbag McCain invention Samuel Wurtzelbacher the so-called Joe the Plumber a thing or two about journalistic integrity and the true price of media. As much as I adore Rick for this out burst I wish it had never been necessary, that this man had never been given a public platform to puppet such ignorant antidemocratic fascist speech. It's funny how the right wing factions of conservative America have become the thing that in decades past they feared the most. So deathly afraid of media control, so afraid of ideological brain washing and "communism" that they have morphed ever so quickly into dogmatic neo-fascists. 

    NEW! MORRISSEY!!!!  

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    Asexual-queer, whatever  I reason he's the gay elvis! Here is the first single from Moz' upcoming  album Years of Refusal!

    I 'm Throwing My Arms Around Paris

    Fake! Nike Advert  

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    The Nike Advert making the blog rounds today really is repulsively homophobic, but folks rest assure it's a fake. It's a student created work... STUDENT... so this is what the future of advertising holds?Blatant homophobia?  Sad. Nike has been very fast acting denouncing the fake advert and making it clear they neither commissioned nor condoned the piece. 

    Side note- Ballet dancers are bad ass athletes, which i think we already know. It's curious this continued streak of American sports related de-masculization advertising. Feminizing and queering the male subject to promote a sports product as the cure-all is a tired and bigoted trope in culture that should have been done away with long ago.  

    PSU witch hunt v. the L Word  

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    Thankfully the amazing and intelligent Alice Pieszecki, portrayed by the equally amazing Leisha Hailey, has put into words a very concise summary of the way I currently am feeling about todays social view of gay and lesbian citizens. The fact that our current situation has put me in the place of finger pointing accusations that much resemble the Holocaust or the McCarthy era, I am very glad that the writers of the L Word have put a similar scenario out there to show the idiocy of the system at the moment.




    I'm totally exhausted from a very long day but I wanted to do a bit of shameless self promotion.
    The new album is complete and we're very happy to officially announce it's birth in the coming weeks! He's a look at the album art and a track list and two videos from the album as well. Pretty Little Criminals and the acclaimed and controversial clip for Psalm for You.

    The album was produced by myself, Andrew Klaus with Yves L'Ordinateur 
    (of Yves et Ys Dans Paris)  and will be released world wide by the  franco-american indie label Le Garçon Sale.

    A IS FOR ACCIDENT    SELFISH
    01. Je cherche, mon hômme
    02. Leningrad (silver lining)
    03. Rx
    04. Pretty Little Criminals
    05. L'affaire
    06.  Dress Up
    07. Snake Handler (Big Tent Revival)
    08. Daisies
    09. Junipers
    10. Psalm For You
    11. The Bee and The Sting
    12. Virginia DAre
    13. TokyOno
    14. THIS IS NOT A LOVE SONG
    15. Sonoma
    16. Larmoyant (the waiting in hell, looking up for the stars)
    17. Heart is a Lonely Hunter
    18. Under Him, Over You 


    The Ting-Tings!  

    Posted by Andrew Klaus

    GOD this track totally gets stuck in my head! so I thought I'd share it with all of you that haven't yet caught on to this brit-import
    The Ting Tings-That's Not My Name - The best video clips are right here

    Johnny Hazzard Cooks! and then gets yanked from Youtube!  

    Posted by Andrew Klaus

    My husband Taylor has a not-so-secret crush on porn star Johnny Hazzard. The tattooed italian boy is pretty darn cute so it's easy to see. Recently a adorable video surface of Johnny preparing a baked fig appetizer. Youtube then removed the video for violation of their service agreement because of the baring of his buttock in the background. It's astounding this fear of even the briefest glimpse of nudity, especially male nudity. Positive displays of Female Sexuality and male nudity are the final frontiers in American cinema it seems. A number of years ago I saw Danny Boyle's brilliant and terrifying film 28 Days Later in Portland, OR an enclave of sex positive , frequently naked in public Americans and yet to my consternation and surprise the shrillest loudest scream of shock in the film came with in minutes of the film starting. It was at the sight of Cillian Murphy unconscious and fully exposed in a hospital bed. Apparently gouging out a man's eyes onscreen with your thumbs and the constant threat of death by zombie-esque plague victims and rape by villainous men folk is okay. A flaccid penis! DEAR GOD NO!

    Well check out Johnny Hazzard's cooking segment here and enjoy his informative and cheeky banter (pun intended).

    Hazzardous Life 01 - Funny bloopers R us