As if the timing couldn't be worse, here's our first look at the May issue of Unzipped with cover boy Beau Breedlove. I love that the copy says Fresh from his affair with Portland's Mayor. Let's be real folks it was four-fucking-years ago and Beau has made the rounds sleeping with just about any and every sugar daddy in town since (according to VERY reliable sources).
He's pretty much the definition of not-so-fresh. He's a bottom feeder pure and simple. The worse kind of gay young man, one who's too stupid to see he's playing to the enemy, but just smart enough to be dangerous. Opportunistic and selfish, this shoplifting predatory little office skank is now a national cover boy. Here's your 15 minutes of fame Beau. enjoy it and then go away so our city can get on digging it's self out of the mess you helped make.