From Stable Boy to STABLE SIZED

WHY oh cruel universe doth though spite us so! This is not "As you wish"! Wesley "the Dread pirate Roberts" ended the Princess Bride with a perfect kiss with Princess Buttercup. Now it appears he has been crowned Prince Butterball! I'm not usually one to attack someone for their weight gain but Cary Elwes was seriously, easily one of the most beautiful men in the world. This is not how I like to see him. 

1 comment:

Bernard Welt said...

Dear god, why did you have to post that? Where do I go to have my eyeballs torn out? I mean, I'm fat and middle-aged but i was never that hot to begin with so I'm not letting anyone down.