I mean Don't Vote McCain/Palin. 
John McCain may be an evil zombie miser. He will cancel Christmas in favor of a voucher that will allow you to chose another christian holiday across state lines. It's true. He also had Santa's Reindeer Shot , well he didn't HAVE them shot he just couldn't turn his fused neck around fast enough to see Sarah "caribou killer" Palin trotting out the back door  with her up-do and a rifle. 

Okay That's not True.   But THIS IS! 

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