I mean Don't Vote McCain/Palin.
John McCain may be an evil zombie miser. He will cancel Christmas in favor of a voucher that will allow you to chose another christian holiday across state lines. It's true. He also had Santa's Reindeer Shot , well he didn't HAVE them shot he just couldn't turn his fused neck around fast enough to see Sarah "caribou killer" Palin trotting out the back door with her up-do and a rifle.
Okay That's not True. But THIS IS!